Beware angry teenagers with machetes

Seventeen-year-old Larry Nix-Marks was arrested yesterday while on the way to the BOCES school in Port Ewen, for allegedly bringing a machete to, well, some kind of fight:

Capt. Michael Freer of the Ulster County Sheriff’s Office said Larry Nix-Marks, 17, of Tillson, who is not a student at the BOCES facility, was carrying a machete and “was on his way to the school to get another student.”

“The arrest was made as he was approaching BOCES on foot,” Freer said, adding that the dispute between Nix-Marks and the targeted student was over a female acquaintance.

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Fear and loathing onstage in Margaretville

Bad dress rehearsal means a good opening night. At least that's what they say in the thyu-tuh -- and it seems to have been true for the Margaretville Central School's performance of Carousel for their classmates this week, according to beleaguered director Marjorie Miller.

It was painful to watch but it served a marvelous purpose in focusing their attention, fear does that. I told them on a scale of one to ten with ten being the best, their work that afternoon was a two (and I was being kind). One of my leading ladies forgot the words to her song (June is Busting Out All Over) and while she dried up her compatriots turned into pillars of salt. Actually they already were salt, her drying up merely added insult to injury. Seeing a group of teens stand in line (firing line....), eyes glassy with terror, when they should be bouncy and happy with the fervor of MUSIC THEATRE.....arg.

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A pipeline runs through it

The Iroquois Gas Transmission System's planned natural gas pipeline through the Hudson Valley will go through Ulster County, the Freeman reports.

The natural gas pipeline — which needs approval from, among others, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission and the state Department of Environmental Conservation — would be 36 inches in diameter and would enter Ulster County in the town of Shawangunk. It then would continue into Plattekill and Lloyd before heading east across the Hudson River, via a 1-mile horizontal drill, to the Dutchess County town of Poughkeepsie. From there, it would head east to Pleasant Valley, where it would connect with Iroquois’ existing main line.

The pipeline, which will carry Marcellus shale gas, will have to cross private land in Ulster County.

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Hark, hark, they want a park

Never mind a movie theatre or a stoplight: The tiny Ulster County town of Denning is too small even to have a town park. That's about to change, thanks to local realtor Jennifer Grimes, who's looking for a few good dirt- and flower-wranglers to help put together a Town Garden for Denning's 516 residents to enjoy.

To my delight the Town Board approved this project! So the next phase is to put together the Denning Garden Club. While we may have some welcome assistance in the planning and implementation of the garden, I think it’s key that those of us interested, talk about how the space would best be used and designed, and get our hands dirty together. And people from the Neversink side of Claryville are more than welcome too!

Lest any of you residents of sensible, town-boundary-respecting hamlets be confused by that last bit: The hamlet of Claryville is actually half in Denning, and half in the Sullivan County town of Neversink.

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The British are coming (we hope)

Truck, a three-day annual music fest that's been running in Britain since 1998, touched down on American soil last weekend for the first time. The venue: The Full Moon Resort in Big Indian.

Local music writer Tony Fletcher says he's "desperately hoping it will become an annual event":

There was, frankly, too much music to go round, and just about all of it had something to recommend it. Kudos to the Bennetts for bringing their event across the Ocean, to their American partners for corralling the acts and some sort of crowd, and to the Full Moon for providing such a lovely location. From little seeds do saplings grow. Come back next year guys – and shout it from the rooftops. The Catskills could do with you.

Cheers to that. Between this and All Tomorrow's Parties, the music fest scene around here is looking juicier every year.

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Gone postal

A Brooklyn postal worker recently headed for the hills with a trunk full of (allegedly) stolen mail and was caught red-handed, the New York Post reports.

Letter carrier Peter Ramsdal, 26, who works out of the Dyker Heights Post Office, had stashed the bags of mail in his 2008 Mazda during a trip to the Catskills on April 21.

His hoard was discovered when he was pulled over for driving with a suspended registration, cops said.

As Catskills officers impounded his car, they found three US Postal Service mailbags with 537 pieces of mail.

The hero of the day: Lt. Gregory Sager of the "Catskills Police Department" -- uh, that would be "Catskill," guys. Hard to believe, but we've got more than one police department up here.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another Catskills website!

The Catskill Watershed Corporation just launched a new website that will, according to their press release, "promote the Catskill region as a place to visit, relocate and do business," "provide a "geographic, demographic and cultural overview of the region," and showcase "'The Catskills, Best of Both Worlds,' a region, which exemplifies both rural serenity and proximity to urban amenities."

The CWC's new site, on the web at http://www.thecatskillregion.com, looks pretty spiffy. The test, as with all such endeavors: Can they keep it stuffed with fresh and interesting content? (It looks like they're planning a regional blog and some news feeds, though those bits are still under construction.)

Keep an eye on this project, folks -- the Catskills could use a few more good regional information hubs. That's a mission dear to our hearts, too.

State nixes Gitter/DEC land deal

A few weeks ago, Crossroads developer Dean Gitter was swearing up and down that state comptroller Thomas DiNapoli wasn't holding up a key 2007 Belleayre land deal because of the hefty price tag, never mind what the New York Post had to say about it.

Looks like the Post is vindicated. On LoHud.com today: a copy of the terse paper karate chop DiNapoli sent to the DEC earlier this week.

While I understand that you have identified this as a priority project important to the Catskill's [sic] economy, environment, and watershed, you have not provided justification that adequately supports such a large premium (29 percent or $1,424,400) over the fair market value calculation done by your staff after gathering information, which included professional appraisals.

Roxbury inventor's fart-smothering blanket goes viral

While hunting deer in a suit made with activated charcoal to mask his scent, Frank Bibbo, who lives on Denver Vega Road in Roxbury, realized that the stuff had more marketable applications, according to the Examiner:

While wearing the activated charcoal fabric suit and passing wind, (you can’t make this stuff up) Bibbo realized that the smell was undetectable to the human nose. The rest, as they say is history.

Yes, it's the Better Marriage Blanket, and it's taking the world by storm. Something about Bibbo's YouTube video, which features sprightly couples plagued by the consequences of "one bad meal" and intoned asurance that the blanket "contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons," has caught the popular imagination of America. It's had 1.2 million views so far.

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Winners and losers in the rural economy

Today's Daily Yonder breaks open a shiny box of BEA statistics, and comes up with a neat map of income growth in rural areas between 2007 and 2008:

When you rank the nation’s 3,112 counties according to their growth in personal income between 2007 and 2008, the top of the chart has a countrified appearance.

The county with the highest percentage growth in total income was Faulk, a rural county in South Dakota, which reported a 54 percent growth. The next county on the list is rural (Clark County, Idaho) and so is the next (Cavalier County, North Dakota).

And on down the list. The 108 counties with the fastest growth in income between ’07 and ’08 are all rural. The first non-rural county is Benton County, Indiana, ranking 109.

The Yonder surmises that the driving force behind income growth in rural counties was rising farm incomes.

Another interesting factoid that the Yonder notes: Most of the rural counties that saw their personal income decline between 2007 and 2008 are in oil and gas country.

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