The Daily Yonder tipped us off to this: In Kentucky, poet and newspaper columnist Constance Alexander recently lampooned the state's perpetually tardy budgetmakers with a mocking bit of verse modeled after "Casey At The Bat." An excerpt:
The outlook isn't brilliant for the Bluegrass State today.
Tomorrow's not much better and the landscape's gloomy gray.
No budget passed in Frankfort after sixty days in session.
The void in leadership is vast enough to cause depression.
Sounds familiar. The Syracuse Post-Standard is reporting today that New York is set to run out of money by June, and there's still no budget in sight.
In the spirit of Alexander Pope, Jonathan Swift, and Calvin Trillin, we're calling on New Yorkers to take up their pens on the state's budget disaster. Here's a limerick to get you started.