Out-of-towners stage tiny Hurley protest

...and it's quashed pretty fast. But it generated this lovely little haiku of a newspaper story:

Two out-of-state women were cited for disorderly conduct mid-day Thursday after they staged a protest about President Barack Obama on post office property and then moved into Main Street, police said.

“They can protest anything they want, but not on federal property. They also can’t obstruct a roadway,” said state police Sgt. Joseph Springer.