Vera Farmiga dishes about George Clooney, goat semen

Vera Farmiga, best known for her off-the-grid goat farm in the Catskills starring roles in Up In The Air and The Departed, had a gushy profile recently in the London Times.

You have already been nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress and there is talk of Oscars. Tinseltown is at your feet. So what do you do? How do you capitalise on this good fortune? You decide to become a goat breeder in the Catskill Mountains.

Oh my! Will Farmiga spark a wave of LA scenesters-turned-farmers headed for the hills, toting smoking canisters of frozen goat semen in their Birkin bags? Are all the beautiful people going to be behind farmer's market tables at the Round Barn in Halcottsville this summer?  We've been over this before, right?

Nota bene, Times: Shepherdesses herd sheep, not goats.

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