Stephen Colbert to Eliot Spitzer

From the Colbert Report last night:

Ben Bernanke--who oversaw the collapse of not only the United States, but pretty much the entire world’s financial system, and brought our economy to its knees--has been reappointed as head of the Fed. Does this give you hope for being re-elected governor of New York?

Because, may I remind you: He screwed everybody.